Is It Take-A-Jab-On-Eunice Week???

Looks like it is, as some people are really taking the liberty in piling up ‘nice’ little tidbits about me in my testimonial column I see…tsk tsk tsk. Aww come on, people, give this girl a break, will ya? I’m just an innocent soul, sipping my afternoon cup of tea, and suddenly…whoa, bombardment of the year piles on me! 

            First of all, Jess made a comment that I’m an old hag…ok, point taken because if my age should be judged by my crazy shivvying and jiving around here, there and everywhere in the night spots, that’s quite so the thing of the past…I don’t dance much anymore. Creaking bones don’t allow, what to do? So fine, I’m OLD but at least I’m growing old with grace hahaha. And purreezzee…I don’t pole dance in public…not that wild and crazy laa…you’re smearing my *angelic* reputation, so I need to cook up some sort of retaliation to that. (In other words *Smacksmack hithit kickkick* for possibly getting me into hot soup!)

            Next, I’m an intimidating ogre… RRRrrraaawwwwwrrrRRRR…that’s your cue to run and hide behind the bush, Joel and Paul ahahhaha. But come on, I ain’t no man-eating beast. I’m just doing moderately well in my career…thinking of giving up writing in fact because I’ve hit some sort of snag and I’m quite brain dead when it comes to writing, alas. So does that make me more approachable? *wonders*

            Oh, that part about me freezing in the cold is quite true though, along with being patchy and purple when the temperature dips…bad blood circulation laa, what to do?…Don’t remember the cold making me moody though…Val knows me well hahaha. And I’m impressed you still remember what I said so long ago – that my greatest fear is to die a cold, cold death buried underneath the snow. Haha. But of course, imagine every part of your body frozen but you are not brain dead yet, and you’ll know what I mean. Ok, so the part about me being a scaredy cat is true too, I’m sure many are hopping in their seats, ready to pounce and give me their bit on me being a scaredy cat…can add another one here, scared of people like you guys spilling my innards for all to see on my page hahahaha. Just you people wait until I hand you one in return, so start getting individual profiles of your own and stop hogging on Vince’s account!! That’s an order!!

            And Kevin. When did I ever rant, cry and laugh in a few seconds? That sounds like the perfect character…for Psycho 3. I’m not that emotionally mal-balanced laaa. You’re melodramatic enough to be a best-selling author, friend! You should try it some time hehehe. :D

            Paul, you just scared away the remaining good men within 50 m radius of me. The shmack in the face was for the drunkard who couldn’t keep his hands to himself, remember? Whheeewww, glad I have that clarified now…

            And Pris, you’re right, I’m a wuss…I puke at just about anything…you remembered hahaha…how…moving indeed. Suddenly, my stomach feels like it is…moving…hrmm…

            Anyway, nice to hear all these quirks about myself…anybody has anymore quirks to share? I’m compiling 1001 quirks of Eunice Tan, since it is take-a-jab-on-me week. If you have something more private to share, don’t do it here on my blog comment column or on my testimonial column…PLEASE PM me…or I’ll have to do you in once and for all. *Blekkkk*

Comments

[Vincent]

Jess:Rawhawhawhaw...and we thought we were getting away with it..so aren't you going to share the rest of the quirks that ppl enlightened u about?
Oh,here's one.Don't touch Eunice with a pole when she's having one of her monthly periodic moods..she bites..real hard. *wink* and she can murder with her eyes...zapp..and ur six feet under...
Oh,here's another one...she's absolutely terrified of small spaces...her heart rate escalates,her face turns an indescribable shade and she starts to cold-sweat.HAHAHA...but damn,most of the guys thought that was cute..and u get pampered all over again for being weird!So much for being claustrophobic...

Joel:When we said you were intimidating,we meant it in a good way,ol girl.You are sexily,intellectually,wittily (is there such a word) INTIMIDATING,and we love you for it!Kakaka.But then again, there's also the EYE u give when you're ranting mad..your eerie silence that speaks a thousand words,the swishswoosh motion of your hand -u like to whack ppl to pass the time.but you make up for it by your charms and sweet smiles...REALLY...;p

Kevin:Ok..maybe you didn't rant,cry and laugh in a few seconds..it was a few hours maybe hahaha...just kidding...we're just following ur footsteps..U ARE A DRAMA QUEEN and even u can't deny that.Eunice as I know her is as lovable as a person gets...that's why she's also spoilt rotten and pampered the way she is..heheh..

Paul: Seriously girl..there's nothing much I can say about you that's really negative...but as far as quirky goes,if sentimentality is quirky then,ahahaha...you are...Eunice gets dreamy when it rains..when she sees dew on the flowers in the morning..there's this faraway look in her eyes when she spots a rainbow and you wonder whether her soul has flown away to a distant place where only she can go..She treasures small little things...keeps pressed flowers and four leaf clovers,old letters,or even old wine bottles if she had drunk the wine in a happy,memorable mood...I think that's sweet. :)

[Vincent]

Ok guys..I'm compelled to comment here since I see my account has been 'overborrowed' lately.Then again,can't beat 'em,just join 'em,eh?Eunice is a real gem,honestly.While all the comments made are probably quite true,n don't u smack me yet,Eunice in real life is a levelheaded,realistic,down-to-earth tough cookie whose wisdom belies her age.The reason why everybody seems to like taking a jab on her so much is because we find these attributes/quirks so conflicting with the true person she is.How often is it that you get a doe-eyed dreamy little girl looking at you in all earnesty and asking you about investments varied by risk factors to suit her at least ten years down the road?She has everything planned,all bills,documents,etc in order and organized,just the way she planned out her resume from highschool.She manages her finances down the last dot and makes sure she has sufficient amount for rainy days and every other possible situation she might find herself in.Very responsible and full of integrity,this girl.When she's at work,she's a picture of professionalism and maturity.And yet,she comes home needing to smell her smelly old pillow she's kept for the past 15 years at least before she falls soundly asleep..and clings on to her teddy bear as if it had a life of its own(is it still the teddy bear right now?)So,yeah,if you asked me,that's a little odd.And that's why I find it hard distinguish sometimes whether Eunice is a sweet,innocent little girl needing to be pampered or she is a fully grown red blooded woman who's dangerously seductive and intimidating.Perhaps she is potent mixture of both. :)

[Eunice]

Herrow people...sorry I haven't been replying comments for quite a bit now...hehe..thanks for bringing to life my blog...well, even if it is with a bunch of embarrassing quirks about me hehe...it gives me a chill knowing how well some of you know me(actually it's scary to the point I'm shivering in my boots)...down to my collection of dried pressed flowers through the years..erm..i lost the pressed four leaf clover sometime back *sniff*..no wonder I get so unlucky!I still keep wine bottles though,so Paul,u are VERY observant hehe.Vince..you always have the nicest things to say about everyone..that's sweet of you..though don't go telling everyone about my smelly old pillow laa my gosh...oh,i've outgrown mr teddy sometime back,now it's this two ..erm..monkeys stuck together in an embrace..quite cute..I think I'll post the photo here in this entry just for the heck of it hahaha..oh..and Vince..hope the leg is a little better and you could move around with more ease now..i'm quite sure the rest are keeping you very well entertained nevertheless hehe..take care n here's a bag of hugs and kisses for everyone of u!Thanks for knowing my quirks and loving me for it! hawhawhaw..